morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)

jiinsy:

Troll - Shane Koyczan

(Reblogged from jiinsy)

queersailorscout:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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I’m gonna die. I’m literally choking.

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)

lilypottar:

Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you

(Reblogged from prongsvssquid)

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

(Source: arcadeceasefire)

(Reblogged from chairgirlmeow)

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)
Stop jumping moons for people who wont cross the street for you
My mom. (via im-simply-me)

(Source: ratedmirr)

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)

thearcherballet:

oursselvesandimmortality:

kaylalallama:

I took a shot of tequila and skyped with oursselvesandimmortality while I read this person’s Christianized fanfic of Harry Potter. It’s only 3 chapters long (for now) so i was both happy and disappointed . Mainly happy.

i don’t know what this fic was but i’m so glad kayla read it so i didn’t have to because literally what the fuck

i am laughing so much at this jfc ahahahahahahahaha

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)
(Reblogged from thearcherballet)

iamademonsodelivermefromthis:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Omg

(Reblogged from prongsvssquid)

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

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Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

(Reblogged from insaneinsania)

princeofthewildthings:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

preach

(Source: futomato)

(Reblogged from tom-mess)

tendads:

u got me trippin

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stumblin

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sinkin

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fumblin

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clumsy cause im fallin in lo-ove

(Reblogged from thearcherballet)

straightenthespine:

The Fault in Our Stars was so good.

(Reblogged from insaneinsania)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis)

(Reblogged from thedragonflystorm)